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A Poem a Day – The Plug-Hole Monster

The Plug-Hole Monster The gurgling, burbling plug-hole monster, Is waiting to slurp up your bath! Skulking below in the bowels of the drain, It belches its bubbling wrath! Biding its time, till you pull out the plug, Watch out, or it nibbles your feet! The terrible, blubbering beast there within, Is something you don’t want…

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A Poem a Day – Night, Night, Bedtime

This is a children’s bedtime song that I wrote for my kids a couple years ago. I recently fixed it up and expanded it a bit. Night, Night, Bedtime Night, night, bedtime it’s time to go to sleep. It’s time to wash your hands, it’s time to brush your feet. No, no, not your feet,…

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A Poem a Day – My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye

My Puppy Punched Me In the Eye A Funny Pet Poem for Kids My puppy punched me in the eye. My rabbit whacked my ear. My ferret gave a frightful cry and roundhouse kicked my rear. My lizard flipped me upside down. My kitten kicked my head. My hamster slammed me to the ground and…

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